The Grateful As F*ck Newsletter

The Grateful As F*ck Newsletter

A gratitude newsletter. Not the lame greeting card kind of gratitude. Gratitude that drinks black coffee, listens to heavy metal, and doesn’t give a fuck.

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Thank You Motherfuckers For Subscribing.

Thank You Motherfuckers For Subscribing.

"He's a funny fucker" - kid from Seinfeld episode "The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Rogue PhilanthropyRogue Philanthropy
Do You Want To Be Batman? Because This Is How You Can Be Batman.

Do You Want To Be Batman? Because This Is How You Can Be Batman.

A rogue's guide to saving strangers, making a better world one person at a time while saying "go fuck yourself" to the pat on the back.

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AnxietyAnxiety
Grateful as Fuck for Anxiety (Yeah, I Said It)

Grateful as Fuck for Anxiety (Yeah, I Said It)

And now for my next trick. Tying gratitude to anxiety. Buckle up.

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Becoming The VillainBecoming The Villain
Burn The Cape

Burn The Cape

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”—Bruce Wayne, probably running on no sleep and suppressed trauma

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ExistentialismExistentialism
This Could Be The Last Time, May Be The Last Time, I Don't Know.

This Could Be The Last Time, May Be The Last Time, I Don't Know.

"They gave birth astride of a grave, the light gleams in an instant, then it's night once more." - Samuel Beckett

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Rogue PhilanthropyRogue Philanthropy
Do You Want To Be Batman? Because This Is How You Can Be Batman.

Do You Want To Be Batman? Because This Is How You Can Be Batman.

A rogue's guide to saving strangers, making a better world one person at a time while saying "go fuck yourself" to the pat on the back.

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FriendsFriends
Friends Who Have Nothing but Still Show Up for Yo Ass

Friends Who Have Nothing but Still Show Up for Yo Ass

They ain’t got shit. Not a dime, not a plan. But they show up for you like it’s gospel. This is for the ones who ride even when the tank’s on empty.

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Toxic PositivityToxic Positivity
A 🖕 to Toxic Positivity

A 🖕 to Toxic Positivity

Because “Live Laugh Love” can go fuck itself.

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When Silence Means Chaos

When Silence Means Chaos

Those of you with kids know this to be 100% true.

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Revisiting Rogue Philanthropy

Revisiting Rogue Philanthropy

How can we make this mainstream? Can you help?

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Dark Matter

Dark Matter

"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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First Time at NASCAR

First Time at NASCAR

Whoda thunk 4 left turns equals gratitude?

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The Ballad of King Dumbass

The Ballad of King Dumbass

It’s not really a ballad. But it should be.

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The Scarlet Letters of the word "Incel"

The Scarlet Letters of the word "Incel"

Separately, those letters mean little. Together, they cause chaos.

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